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Two can play that game.
If you’re going to be an asshole to me at 6:30 AM, I can too.
I unplugged your coffee machine.
“Well, good thing you won’t be living with us long”
Last time I checked, your shit smelt just as bad.
I think that as we grow older, we learn to appreciate.
I appreciate that.
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person"
-Audrey Hepburn
love love love
